Woman troubles part 2

[JonesJrMayweather]

Okay i saw that you guys were so helpful with sobo and his chick..so here’s my problem…

The other night my girl and I were just chilling watching Law and Order SVU and then I started to lick her boobs(she likes that alot) so I continue and then after a bit of fourplay we move on and eventually have some all night pornostyle bangin’…

So the next day I come back over and I figure its round two time..right..but she said no because she was still sore from the other day..so after I asked her to let me bang her tits or give me a blow job she says no to both..she prefers that i lay with her and just chill for the rest of the night..

So after about ten minutes of laying there catching blue balls i get up and turn onthe computer and find some porn to wack off to and she gets offended…tells me to leave because i shouldn’t want to have sex if she doesn’t want to..after i told her that is wasn’t me that was all sore and shit she get even more upset and then tells me that she’s not going to put out for like two weeks..

Now I got about three other chicks ready to get down whenever, also got the porn, but the chicks are hotter and naturally more satisfying what should I do because its been four days already?

[beds]

if she dosen’t want to do it

its because ur a shit fuck ;D

[Snakey]

@JonesJrMayweather

Okay i saw that you guys were so helpful with sobo and his chick..so here’s my problem…

The other night my girl and I were just chilling watching Law and Order SVU and then I started to lick her boobs(she likes that alot) so I continue and then after a bit of fourplay we move on and eventually have some all night pornostyle bangin’…

So the next day I come back over and I figure its round two time..right..but she said no because she was still sore from the other day..so after I asked her to let me bang her tits or give me a blow job she says no to both..she prefers that i lay with her and just chill for the rest of the night..

So after about ten minutes of laying there catching blue balls i get up and turn onthe computer and find some porn to wack off to and she gets offended…tells me to leave because i shouldn’t want to have sex if she doesn’t want to..after i told her that is wasn’t me that was all sore and shit she get even more upset and then tells me that she’s not going to put out for like two weeks..

Now I got about three other chicks ready to get down whenever, also got the porn, but the chicks are hotter and naturally more satisfying what should I do because its been four days already?

Man you need to respect your women more! If she dont wanna go then just lay there with her, obviously you dont want anything more then sex from her if you cant accept that she doesnt want to fuck you one night. Women have this touchy feely thing where they like you to lie there with them even though you wanna fuck them, it shows that you like them for more then theyre body. Just show her you like her for more then her body and things should be all good.

[XXXX]

Give her rohypnol and then bang her.

She won’t remember afterwards to get mad.

;D

[beds]

but she’ll be twice as sore

just for the record beds does not endorse using rohypnol ever, sick sick bastards

[smashup]

Jones you donught ;D
hahahhaa
Ucksakes you ain’t got a clue have ya? ;D

[Snakey]

@Smashup

Jones you donught ;D
hahahhaa
Ucksakes you ain’t got a clue have ya? ;D

Dont think he does mate. I havent had a gf in a while (working on it now…it takes patience) but fuckin hell i know more then him. The way hes goin this aint gonna last too long ;D

[Howlin_Mad_Missy]

He is now single

[XXXX]

He could start a good friendship with SOBO? They both have some spare time now.

[emma]

you should introduce her to smashup…she’d soon change her mind ;D

[XXXX]

@X

He could start a good friendship with SOBO? They both have some spare time now.

Brokeback Saddoboxing !!!

[raleights]

stole my line fucker

now I steal your blue text

[XXXX]

@raleights

stole my line fucker

now I steal your blue text

Great minds think alike?

Or Fools seldom differ?

Incidentally, you have not stolen any of my blue text, just written some more blue text of your own.
;D

[gogs67]

@JonesJrMayweather

Okay i saw that you guys were so helpful with sobo and his chick..so here’s my problem…

The other night my girl and I were just chilling watching Law and Order SVU and then I started to lick her boobs(she likes that alot) so I continue and then after a bit of fourplay we move on and eventually have some all night pornostyle bangin’…

So the next day I come back over and I figure its round two time..right..but she said no because she was still sore from the other day..so after I asked her to let me bang her tits or give me a blow job she says no to both..she prefers that i lay with her and just chill for the rest of the night..

So after about ten minutes of laying there catching blue balls i get up and turn onthe computer and find some porn to wack off to and she gets offended…tells me to leave because i shouldn’t want to have sex if she doesn’t want to..after i told her that is wasn’t me that was all sore and shit she get even more upset and then tells me that she’s not going to put out for like two weeks..

Now I got about three other chicks ready to get down whenever, also got the porn, but the chicks are hotter and naturally more satisfying what should I do because its been four days already?

;DIt’s a wind up,noone could be such an asshole as that! ::**

[Steelie]

Was she fat?

Bet she wasn’t.

A fat bird would never turn it down like that.

[The_One77]

@JonesJrMayweather

Okay i saw that you guys were so helpful with sobo and his chick..so here’s my problem…

The other night my girl and I were just chilling watching Law and Order SVU and then I started to lick her boobs(she likes that alot) so I continue and then after a bit of fourplay we move on and eventually have some all night pornostyle bangin’…

So the next day I come back over and I figure its round two time..right..but she said no because she was still sore from the other day..so after I asked her to let me bang her tits or give me a blow job she says no to both..she prefers that i lay with her and just chill for the rest of the night..

So after about ten minutes of laying there catching blue balls i get up and turn onthe computer and find some porn to wack off to and she gets offended…tells me to leave because i shouldn’t want to have sex if she doesn’t want to..after i told her that is wasn’t me that was all sore and shit she get even more upset and then tells me that she’s not going to put out for like two weeks..

Now I got about three other chicks ready to get down whenever, also got the porn, but the chicks are hotter and naturally more satisfying what should I do because its been four days already?

well, it’s obvious init
Just bang her while she’s asleep 8)

[JonesJrMayweather]

This is the funniest shit ever..i saw sobo’s post and figured i’d make up some shit to see what you all would say…

@Snakey

@JonesJrMayweather

Okay i saw that you guys were so helpful with sobo and his chick..so here’s my problem…

The other night my girl and I were just chilling watching Law and Order SVU and then I started to lick her boobs(she likes that alot) so I continue and then after a bit of fourplay we move on and eventually have some all night pornostyle bangin’…

So the next day I come back over and I figure its round two time..right..but she said no because she was still sore from the other day..so after I asked her to let me bang her tits or give me a blow job she says no to both..she prefers that i lay with her and just chill for the rest of the night..

So after about ten minutes of laying there catching blue balls i get up and turn onthe computer and find some porn to wack off to and she gets offended…tells me to leave because i shouldn’t want to have sex if she doesn’t want to..after i told her that is wasn’t me that was all sore and shit she get even more upset and then tells me that she’s not going to put out for like two weeks..

Now I got about three other chicks ready to get down whenever, also got the porn, but the chicks are hotter and naturally more satisfying what should I do because its been four days already?

Man you need to respect your women more! If she dont wanna go then just lay there with her, obviously you dont want anything more then sex from her if you cant accept that she doesnt want to fuck you one night. Women have this touchy feely thing where they like you to lie there with them even though you wanna fuck them, it shows that you like them for more then theyre body. Just show her you like her for more then her body and things should be all good.

I don’t need to respect women, they need to respect themselves, and quit playing..hold out with the goods to see if he likes me…unless she’s a virgin there’s no need to hold out with the sex…especially if you’ve already beening fucking like rabbits…

@gogs67

@JonesJrMayweather

Okay i saw that you guys were so helpful with sobo and his chick..so here’s my problem…

The other night my girl and I were just chilling watching Law and Order SVU and then I started to lick her boobs(she likes that alot) so I continue and then after a bit of fourplay we move on and eventually have some all night pornostyle bangin’…

So the next day I come back over and I figure its round two time..right..but she said no because she was still sore from the other day..so after I asked her to let me bang her tits or give me a blow job she says no to both..she prefers that i lay with her and just chill for the rest of the night..

So after about ten minutes of laying there catching blue balls i get up and turn onthe computer and find some porn to wack off to and she gets offended…tells me to leave because i shouldn’t want to have sex if she doesn’t want to..after i told her that is wasn’t me that was all sore and shit she get even more upset and then tells me that she’s not going to put out for like two weeks..

Now I got about three other chicks ready to get down whenever, also got the porn, but the chicks are hotter and naturally more satisfying what should I do because its been four days already?

;DIt’s a wind up,noone could be such an asshole as that! ::**

Ahh did I offend you? Its a good thing that I made it up…because man seems like it struck a nerve…I don’t think If it were a real situation a guy would be an asshole if he found that to be a problem…I’ve heard that a lot of women cheat because they aint getting enough sex from their guy..so if she turning it down..then why couldn’t he go elsewhere?

Anyway..I have been with my chick for 4 years now..and have no problems with the banging parts of the relationship…just a little FYI…and for those were offended… by the original post… :lolhaha: don’t be so sensitive…

[Snakey]

[quote="JonesJrMayweather "]

This is the funniest shit ever..i saw sobo’s post and figured i’d make up some shit to see what you all would say…

@Snakey

@JonesJrMayweather

Okay i saw that you guys were so helpful with sobo and his chick..so here’s my problem…

The other night my girl and I were just chilling watching Law and Order SVU and then I started to lick her boobs(she likes that alot) so I continue and then after a bit of fourplay we move on and eventually have some all night pornostyle bangin’…

So the next day I come back over and I figure its round two time..right..but she said no because she was still sore from the other day..so after I asked her to let me bang her tits or give me a blow job she says no to both..she prefers that i lay with her and just chill for the rest of the night..

So after about ten minutes of laying there catching blue balls i get up and turn onthe computer and find some porn to wack off to and she gets offended…tells me to leave because i shouldn’t want to have sex if she doesn’t want to..after i told her that is wasn’t me that was all sore and shit she get even more upset and then tells me that she’s not going to put out for like two weeks..

Now I got about three other chicks ready to get down whenever, also got the porn, but the chicks are hotter and naturally more satisfying what should I do because its been four days already?

Man you need to respect your women more! If she dont wanna go then just lay there with her, obviously you dont want anything more then sex from her if you cant accept that she doesnt want to fuck you one night. Women have this touchy feely thing where they like you to lie there with them even though you wanna fuck them, it shows that you like them for more then theyre body. Just show her you like her for more then her body and things should be all good.

I don’t need to respect women, they need to respect themselves, and quit playing..hold out with the goods to see if he likes me…unless she’s a virgin there’s no need to hold out with the sex…especially if you’ve already beening fucking like rabbits[/quote]
I didnt say anything about a he ;D :-X :-\

[The_One77]

lol

[Howlin_Mad_Missy]

@raleights

stole my line fucker

now I steal your blue text

:appl: CC