Whos got your back?

Non Boxing Off Topic
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So heres the scenario: you just got fired from your job. You come home and find your wife/girl f-ing your best friend. So now your heading to the bar to get WASTED. You know your going to get into a fight. Which current boxer would you like have as your “wing man”? Id pick Wlad or Nick.

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Tyson…wait…no…yeah…TYSON!!!

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For bar room brawls here’s my list

Alive and in fighting shape
Vitali
Wlad
Mayorga
Tua
Pacquiao (he’s tiny but I wouldn’t doubt he could whip any big dude’s ass)

All-Time
JOHN L. SULLIVAN
George Foreman
Jim Corbett
Jack Dempsey
Tex Cobb
Roberto Duran
Sonny Liston

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I think the All-Time greatest pair of wingmen in a fight would have to be Tex Cobb and George Foreman, able to take punches and brutalize people, they also looked mean as shit

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:lolhaha:

the “All-Time” list already! CC to lyle. “Alive and in fighting shape”…well then i go with VK.

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Well you can’t help but think some dudes from back in the day would be bad as hell

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yea, Big George 197?. o hell yes. “hey george , i got fired and caught my woman f-ing the mail man! Im going to the bar , getting f-ed up. Then im going to start some shat with the baddest dude there! got my back?”

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…with Tex Cobb you know he could hold his liquor and fight at the same time…smash a beer bottle over his head, yeah that’s ok, he doesn’t mind

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I would bet Nick could drink a gallon of the hardest stuff and still be just as “good” as he would be without the drink. Tex? good choice. Id go with Nick ,Wlad , Tyson , George…hell if we’re just naming names…Evander would be an excellent wing man in a bar fight.

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Had to change my mind. It would have to be Kessler. In case you dont know he is some sort of god in the boxing capitol of the world , Denmark…

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Duran knocked out a horse with one punch when he was 14…I’d take that dude

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It was a mule… They have glass chins compared to a horse :D.

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ok so we got a posse(sp?) now…

#1 nick (“the freak factor”)
#2 tyson (on crack to “elimanate” the competition.)
#3 george (to kill the last guy standing)
#4 Wlad (so you get the “rebound” girl)

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My “crew” that I would “roll with” are as follows

  1. John L. Sullivan “I can whip any man in the room!”, and the cool handle bard moustache, and he drank whiskey between rounds
  2. Big George Foreman, he was big, strong, and mean as shit
  3. Randal “Tex” Cobb, his name is Tex, he was a party animal, he looked mean and he could take a punch
  4. Roberto Duran, tiny mean guy that had power and could take a punch
  5. Ricardo Mayorga, if there were any machete fights I’d let him take the lead
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fine. i changed my mind agian.
#1 Tyson (after a kilo of crack)
#2 George (drunk and mad)
#3 Ali (to talk shat and knock some teeth out)
#4 LL to pick off the left overs
#5 Kessler so he could just do a “Chuck Norris”…turn time back…F every girl in the bar…and then have royal clean his “privates”.
Just my thoughts…

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I’ll take Tony Ayala Jr. He wouldn’t even of gone to the bar, he would beat the shit out of both of them in bed.

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floyd…cuz hed make the guy feel hella stupid before he beat his ass

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hey man relax! im not talking OJ style! just kidding. i AM talking OJ style…just at the bar.

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Prime Tyson, but then again he might kill someone…

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the problem being?