OK I am sure many of you have done this before...I was watching some comedian the other day and he had me cracking up doing it....Pick a famous person ( In this case a boxer ) and by just looking at them what could you picture them doing for a living...EG..The comdian said if he didn't know who Britney Spears was he would envision her saying "Would you live to supersize that?" for a living.
So I was sitting at the doctors waiting for my mother in law and her annual see if the bug is still stuck up her ass visit. Bored as hell when I thought about it and started doing it with boxers…It’s stupid as hell but I was bored…This is what I came up with…
Sergio Mora-Interior Decorator…Something about him tells me he could fit in on Queer eye for the straight guy…Yes I watch the show…My wife makes me
Mike Tyson-Wal Mart greeter…I hope your visit to our store was constigeous and our staff knowitable
James Toney–Food Critic…
Don King–Cult Leader…Now My friends…This kool aid is not just the kool aid to the other side…This is the one and only undenyably most astranomical fly on a moonbeam kool aid of all kool aids…and it’s only here in America you can drink it ;D
Well if we are including don king then hed be the guy on the safety programs for children, why not to stick your wet finger into a powerpoint…only in america ;D