What if they weren't boxers???

OK I am sure many of you have done this before...I was watching some comedian the other day and he had me cracking up doing it....Pick a famous person ( In this case a boxer ) and by just looking at them what could you picture them doing for a living...EG..The comdian said if he didn't know who Britney Spears was he would envision her saying "Would you live to supersize that?" for a living. 

So I was sitting at the doctors waiting for my mother in law and her annual see if the bug is still stuck up her ass visit. Bored as hell when I thought about it and started doing it with boxers…It’s stupid as hell but I was bored…This is what I came up with…

Sergio Mora-Interior Decorator…Something about him tells me he could fit in on Queer eye for the straight guy…Yes I watch the show…My wife makes me

Mike Tyson-Wal Mart greeter…I hope your visit to our store was constigeous and our staff knowitable

James Toney–Food Critic…

Don King–Cult Leader…Now My friends…This kool aid is not just the kool aid to the other side…This is the one and only undenyably most astranomical fly on a moonbeam kool aid of all kool aids…and it’s only here in America you can drink it ;D

Any others??

Valuev-stuntman for King Kong!!

PBF- pornstar

lol DaxxKahn wife makes him watch the contender and Queer Eye for the gay guy :slight_smile:
I hope no giant beers fall on your head.
:slight_smile:

Arce,Tszyu & Holyfield could be profesional dancers. ;D
Cotto store clerk
PBF UPS driver
Wladdy bartender
Brock Banker
McCline wrestler
B-Hop bouncer

Mayorga----dead!

Paulie Maggligani- Grand Marshall at Gay/Lesbian Parade
Hector Camacho Jr- Holding Paulie Maggligani hand at Gay/Lesbian Parade

lmao ,tyson as a wall mart greeter. thanks for the laugh!

James Toney, Mike Tyson and Don King would all be in jail or killed in gang crime. Mora would be a blue collar worker.

Since when was Don King a boxer? :stuck_out_tongue:

Kessler would have to be god if he wasnt a boxer…oh wait he already is ;D

chris eubank = mason :stuck_out_tongue:

He’s not but without him neither would a lot of guys be…That guy has given us more fraud than a room full of poloticians

no offense to zab… honestly i dont hate him like pretty much everybody else does…
but i can honestly see him bieng my postman!!
:lickish:
peace

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Well if we are including don king then hed be the guy on the safety programs for children, why not to stick your wet finger into a powerpoint…only in america ;D

hatton - footballer or pub dweller

Lennox Lewis-Stuntman in Predator!

naz - f1 driver ;D