She has told us the pics will be up today, she has set herslef up for one big fall unless she resembles Halle Berry, no sign of her yet, so im thinking about starting a book on the standard of her looks:
Wouldnt go near if she was the last bird on the Earth - 2/1
Absolute dog - EVS
Would after 8 pints - 6/4
Not bad for someone from Derby - 10/1
Wow she is hot!! - 25/1
Marry me!! - 5000/1
Maybe im being a little harsh, but i do get the impression by all the delays she is no Halle Berry, i hope im wrong but lets wait and see.
By the way ive got £10.00 on would after 8 pints!!
2/1 : camera ran out of batteries
4/1 : computer crashed and deleted all the photos
6/2 : She got sunburned and is embarrassed so will post them next week
6/4 : He mum went out clubbing and lost the camera
10/1 : the library was the scene of a Beslan-type siege and she is protective custody
14/1 : she has eben arrested and is nowe in Guantanamo Bay
22/1 : Emma is actually ‘George’, a 35 year computer engineer who lves with his parents
