Stalker

Anyone ever had a stalker?

Some of you might recall that I recently moved house. I was at the local shops when in walks a girl that I used to see for a while, nothing serious. Anyway we exchange pleasentries and go about our business. All of a sudden I cant move for seeing this girl, she drives past my house when she knows I will be leaving, and then ten seconds later she is driving back in the opposite direction, two three times a day, never says anything, never a polite wave as she goes past. She is beginning to freak me out.

She’s not called Emma, is she? Oh no sorry she’s doing the stalking round at Smash’s!

In my early teens i used to get a stalker everytime i was on a bus… it was pretty hard to get off the bus at my stop without everyone noticing the little fella sticking out of my trousers :-\

Hope this helps :slight_smile:

Saddo? you had a little boy want to grab your penis? thats not very appropriate!!!

Anyways when i was in school it wasnt stalking more of just scaring the shit out of me cause where ever i would turn this girl would be starring at me, it this happened for like 5 years.

i once had a big gay following

but i ran away and he couldnt find me

:smiley:

:fyou: :LMAO:

cc :smiley:

AHAHAHAHAH,CC.

Ive had this ,bloke following me for a long time now comes round my house always knocking at my door, I pretend Im not there , he goes away, but always comes back the cunt. Tell me how can I get rid of this bastard Debt colletor

pay up :policeman:

Or you could bludgeon him to death with a hammer, wrap him up in a binbag, throw him in the canal making sure hes weighted down properly and sell the murder weapon on ebay!

Remember the alibi is crucial i would suggest you tell them you were wanking as this won’t attract suspicion

hope this helps :wink:

Punch thats a great idea, tell me that again

ooh i did have this giant called Simon follow me about when i was 13 at school, i’d be walking to class i’d turn around and see him n start to walk faster.

Till the point where i’d had enough and turned around and basically cussed him out calling him a nutball, to the point where he ran up to me grabbed me by the throat n literally picked me up and held me up against the wall ( Him being like 5’9 and 200 something lbs and me being 5’3 )

Wasnt the smartest idea i had but the bastard soon stopped!

I had the rspca stalking me for a year saying I was harming my dog. But I told them I loved my dog anyway I got 3years in nick for loving my dog

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A joke beds poorly told

The wife of the Deputy Chief Constable for Manchester had a stalker … that would be John Stalker
;D