It started with a Birthday card coming round at work which you sign and pass on round the office. My mate had already signed it saying “congratulations and best wishes, Gavin” so i changed it to “congratulation and best wishes, I watch you from where I sit, Gavin.” then when the girl got it she read it out in front of the office - thisnk he was a bit embarrased to be fair - Quality!! ;D
So he got me back by going round my house last night and putting a proper car sticker on the back of my car saying “1 Beer and i’m queer” I got up this morning running late didnt look at the back of my car and drove through rush hour, stopped at the garage, then to work and parked it on the main road only to see it when I came out for Lunch. :o
Iam forever pulling pranks on the boss at work so one day he decides to get me back…
He borrowed my car for a while and turned all the aircon up full the air vents high, the radio up full whack the windscreen wipers on fast and left it in first. So when i jumped in to go home everything all goes off at once and i get the fright of my life and every body is watching me from the window and laughing…
i put flour in the air vents in the van at work and put the fans on full and when one bloke turned on the van he got covered in flour he looked like an antique
Ha Ha both quality dont think i could get into his car though.
Im gonna have to think of a good one, just hope it dont end in tears!!
Two mates at work fell out so one of them set up a webiste about him - with pictures of him and his home address and phone number. It was harsh but funny as fook!!
Anyway, one of me mates had trouble convincing his mrs to let come along and they even split up for a couple of days in the weeks prior.
Well when we got to the hotel he text her saying ‘arrived safely babe x x’ and then put his phone in the keysafe.
So i later went in and changed my name in his directory, to that of his girlfriends - then i proceeded to text him saying ‘Not really interested. Met someone last night and its over between us. Enjoy your holiday’.
So the next morning he checks his phone and see the message from ‘his girlfriend’ - his voice trembled and he had a tear in his eye. He then went to the toilet and were all banging on the door saying ‘hey whats up?!’
He pulls himself together, walks out with tears on his cheek and says ‘She dumped me…’
Anyway i run out the way into one of the bedrooms and proceed to ring him - His girlfriend’s name on the phone appears and he says ‘Shall i answer it???’ - my mates go yeah do it !!
He sheepishly says ‘…hello…?’
And in my best girls voice i say ‘Hi babe!’
He ran into the bedroom and punched me Ha ha ha - he later saw the funny side and i wore foundation for the rest of the week ;D
My favourite work one is to pop off the M and N on peoples keyboards and then put them back on the other way round. Best bit is when they put the call into IT…
I also used to ritually fax my mates phone line as well. He loved that ;D
speaking of flour i have quite a good story myself but it isnt a revenge story…
im a chef and working infront of gas burners and ovens for 12 hours a day can sometimes bring on a bad bout of “chefs arse” (nappy rash), anyway one particular june evening last year there were only 3 chefs working me, my mate and a new lad called steve, so about 9 o’clock steve began complaining about chefs arse, now to cure chefs arse one takes a handfull of cornflour and douses the afformentioned area, the cornflour acts like talc and soaks up the sweat thus relieving the pain, however we had run out of cornflour so hardly able to walk steve grabbed a handfull of self raising flour and scurried off to the toilet, 5 mins later he jotted back in with a big smile on his face and we thought nothing of it.
turn’s out that during the night the self raising flour had set solid and when steve went to the toilet the next day for a number 2 he proceded to rip out all the hairs in his bum :o ;D
ohh and the pigs head in the toilet is another kitchen favorite.
here’s one for ya-(and i’ve done this one)take them packing peanuts and fill yer bud’s car up with them.drives them nuts trying to clean it out.Or take someones phone line&computer line and switch them then call them and watch their reaction.
when all else fails super glue some pence to the floor and watch them cheap bass turds try to pick them up
I wrapped wallpaper round my mates car cos he had to be up at four for work and we had been out on the lash. Unfortunately i didnt realise that it was ready pasted wallpaper and it rained. MESS = gadger not very popular !
;D ;D - i just did Gomez’s trick on my mate…sat in house, sniped his phone…put my number in where his wife’s name is and sent a txt to sayin “come up stairs I want you now”…his wife was in the same room and my mate just got up and walked upstairs…we were downstairs laughing our tits off…QUALITY!!!
A mate of mine split with his bird. a week later he got up at five thirty for a six two shift but did not make it to work. she had come round in the night and put no more nails round the door seals and boot thus rendering his car un openable
Thats funny mate especially as he got pulled over.
I rememeber once having the keys to a mates flat. I went round to see him at lunch time whilst at college he wasn’t there and I couldnt think where he could be.
His dad had loads of porno mags in the flat so for a joke I left them lying around the flat opened up one had this hairy women in it called Mavis which was left proudly on his coffee table probably about 7 mags in all with the centre pages opened up, I also put a video in the machine and left it playing. I then put litle traps up on the door frame like a small pan of water and just other general things that would fall on his head when he opened the door (I was bored).
Well i later found out where he had been. Turns out that he had been called in by the police/C.I.D. as a suspect for a spate of burglaries in beach Kiosks (Some one set him up, had nothing to with him at all, guess that was someone ele’s joke on him).
They then accompanied him to his flat to search it…
Wish i’d seen his face and their’d for that matter. I think he was a little bit embarrased.
