Mark_TKO

Where’s Mark and his excellent jokes ???

I love Marks jokes I think we share the same funny bone ;D

NOT THAT TYPE OF BONE BEFORE YOU SAY IT!! >:mad >:mad

It is Mark_TKO that always posts a joke on here isn’t it ???

not sure he often goes on the missing list.. here i’ll fill in for him…

Whats the difference between a duck…

one of its legs are the same ;D

hope this help :-\

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I think that has done to my brain what it is designed to do

I think it’s supposed to confuse beds

that was awful saddo ;D

let me try…

What did the baker say to the 3 headed policeman?

ello, ello ello! ;D

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It could have just been three policemen

Or he could have just said “hello all”

Wouldn’t he say something like “OH MY F****** GOD THERE’S A POLICEMAN WITH THREE HEADS RUN!!!” Then get his shot gunout and start blasting away.

it fucking has!!!

thank you it was my tribute to Mark_TKO ;D

How big is a rock? :headscratch:

what colour?

Two ducks are swimming along in a pond, one duck floats up to the other and says “Quack”, the other Duck says “Ha, thats EXACTLY what was gonna say to you!”

I’ll get me coat.

what are these - jokes ?!?!?!?

you hear that Gene Pitney had died ?

apparently it will take four days to make his coffin out of oak but only 24 hours from balsa !!!

:lol: There is just nothing like the original. What up _TKO?

I heard _E wants to share your bone. ;D