Keeley Sex Tape

Hatton Archive - 2002-2007 Hatton Archive - Off Topic
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So another sex tape has hit the internet, this time the star of the show being lads mag favourite Keeley Hazell. Now is it just me that thinks these things are not a coincidence and it was set up. How many of these things get “stolen” in a burglary it shows how desperate some people are for fame. Lets have a look at some tapes and see what happened to their career

Abi Titmuss from Nurse to celeb selling own photos for thousands
Jordan - Multi millionaire
Paris Hilton - arguebley the most famous nothing girl on the planet
Pamela Anderson - Career sky rocketed after flagging

last but not least screech from saved by the bell - ok maybe they all dont turn out well

so who thinks this was accidently on purpose?

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i must also stress i aint complainin :bananasex: :bananastyle: :bedromp: :1doggy: :spunk:

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I think on purpose :o

Screech???or was that a joke??

lol lol screech O0

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keeley has the best known breasts in the country so i cant see her doin it for the publicity mate,
i too am not complaining either ;D

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I’m considering releasing one of my own :scratchchin:

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so had pam, and jordon it aint just about the breasts tho is it pal

ps karen, screech was no joke, i aint seen it but its supposed to be very perverted

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true but she tries to portray herself as thge girl next door so i really cant see it mate, i could be wrong but thats my opinion on the matter, i wish i had a neighbour like her tho

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I don’t think your genre would be as popular. :bananasex: :bananastyle: :biker:

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I’ve already had a pre-order by PM 8)

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:lol: :lol2:

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'kin ell ;D

I can’t work out whether you are serious or not Gibbo, either way your breast comment made me laugh !

These sex tapes are 100% manufactured mate, it is marketing, simple as that ! Shows what a debased set of slags we’ve become !

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Courtesy of Wikipedia.org

“Dirty Sánchez is a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of the receptive partner in the form of a mustache following anal sex. This act can be seen in the 2006 sex tape Screeched as performed by Dustin Diamond of Saved by the Bell fame.”

:o :-X

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lol i thought he did the sneaky dirty sanchez but couldnt be sure

good stuff mate

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So where do we find this mysterious tape? :idontknow:

My housemate said he wants to buy a wardrobe like the one in the tape, i just wanna check it out… :hubba:

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try www.torrentspy.com

thats where i bagged my copy, dont see much of her in it like, pretty crap really

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omg peter cc…you are becoming a legend :o :o

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Dont pretend you didnt already know that Karen :gluur: ;D :o

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I didnt :-[ :-[ :‘( :’(

lol I have been out of practice :cry:

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:o :o :o :o :o

I find that hard to believe ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

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god I really didnt know what one was :-[ :-[

is that really :-[??

oh dear :cry:

I know what a pearl necklace is though ;D