transexual? :o
Not in person no, but i do tend to chat with one now and again on the internet he/she goes by the name of Graham Emma 
shut up
Walked right into that one
If it makes you feel better Emma I don’t think you have a winkle anymore
:lol: apparently smashups met one he bump into me one last week. ;D
Hahahaha - CC for that Fella
Yes!!! and its nice to meet you sir/mam or whatever the fuk LOL!!!
Ive been with some really questionable birds in my time but they have all had the required equipment.
like wise memphis,i’ve been with some dodgy ones but they were definately women,i think ??? it was’nt my fault though the alcohol told me they were decent looking, then a few hours later it turned out they were’nt,dont listen to the alcohol fairy she lie’s. >:mad
Thinking about it I should have put some kind of disclaimer in my post ;D
Right this is true ;D
On my Older Brothers 30th (around 7/8 years ago) in Tenerife,his dodgy mates got him wrecked so badly that he tounged one (Trust me it in no way resembled a fella) then got in a cab with it while they were all in bits pssing themselves..
In the cab he obviously felt something that freaked him out ;D then yanked the handbrake up and dragged it out and beat it to a pulp in front of loads of mums,dads and kids :o
He then really lost it and grabbed a bar stool and smashed it on the floor (gaining his tool) and charged back down the sea front at his mates tthreatening to kill them hahahaha
Fckin hillarious.
He calmed down after a while but made himself sick on the beach then saw the funny side.
Absolute quality night that one PMSL 8)
i bet it wasnt your brother i bet it was you really but your too ashamed to admit it ;D
Fck off ;D
I was hiding at the bar because i knew he’d go spastic when he found the dangler…
I did try and tell his mates but everyone was soo knted…
haha i bet you was at the bar chatting up his tranny mate :-X
:o
I was with Charlie as it goes 