no chance this will be half as entertaining as the original id imagine
DO YOU WANT TO SUCK MY COCK, BEZERKER
IM GONNA SMOKE SOME WEED, DRINK SOME BEERS, AND FUCK SOME WHORES
I’ve Never seen Clerks or Mallrats, what are they like compared to Dogma and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back???
Much Much Much better 
yea, jay and silent bob kind of sucked, clerks is GREAT