A picture of me! (This time it's real)

What do the females of this board think? ???

christ son, you do have balls don’t you ;D

;D ;D ;D

hey you weren’t kidding the last time. it really is you!

Vodka…?
Do you regularly f*ck members of your immediate family up the shitbox..?

Are you sayin he resembles a hillbilly? Coz i agree ;D

Im no lady, but i think you will be struggling to find any lady who has full eye sight and is not mentally ill to compliment you on your looks my friend!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Sort the wig out for starters??? Who cuts that for you your mum??

You look like vanilla ice having a bad hair day

A fucked up Vanilla Ice/Tim Henman lookalike

HA ha if vanilla ice and tim henman had a kid. Vodka would be it!

lol

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(Sorry)

:stuck_out_tongue:

Seriously why the hell are you pulling that face? :stuck_out_tongue:

he’s doin his elvis uh huh for the ladys ???

List of things for you DMD…

  1. A hair cut.
  2. Trinny and Susana A sense of Fashion.
  3. A good fucking.

he might not be able to get a good fucking though???

if not though, slam ur fat mate up the ass, get wat ever u can, just releive some pressure and everything else will be ok ;D

Shall we cut the poor c*nt some slack now eh? At least he’s had the balls to post his pic..

the ugly coont

NO WAY ;D

good god if i looked like that well for 1 i wouldnt post it, so a :coolclick: is on the way to you vodka cos i feel sorry for you and 2 if i did look like that and i posted a pic, i would expect to get some stick, just the way it goes ;D

give the guy a break, he looks fine

Just a few things to brush up on

Hairstyle
Build- You wanna be abit bigger, hard i know but keep eating and lifting hard
fashion sense- you need new clothes mate
a wash- clear your face out
a fit girl to bang
maybe you could also learn to throw a few punches, abit of boxing

number 1 priority has to be your hairstyle man, seriously…it looks like somebody has had a crap on ur head.

k, hope this helps