Adapted from an old 1 but we can all see eye to eye on this 1.
Teacher says to her class “right children what do your daddys do for a living”
Little dave sayd “my dads a fireman and he saves lives” well thats very good says the teacher.
Winston says, my dads a truck driver and delivers all round the country, thats also a good job replys the teacher.
Little johnny says my dads a rent boy and takes it up the ass for £50 a time, thats horrible replies the teacher, surely thats not true is it!!!
No sorry miss he’s jeff “left hook” lacy really but i was to embaressed to admit it ;D