looking off my balcony

right sitting indoors heard lots of noises in the street below, went on my balcony
8 kids aged from 1 in a wheelchair still to 13 lil shit, 2 of the boys were throwing a football over moving cars to each other.
the mum!!! walking along casually
drinking a can of stella!!!

i dont even drink stella!!!

so wat parent takes her kids to the shop, all 8 of em with a can of stella! women like that need a slap and a visit from social services, bet shes a slag, she looks it, dirty bitch, close ya legs

the other day there was a right fitty walking past got a lovely look at her titties which were so nice but she looked up and caught me, so wat can ya do??? i gave a lil smile and a hi and got the same back, if i was single i would of so sprinted down the stairs!!!

I had a Stella over here once.
It is considered an import at a high price.
I just wanted to experience it so I could relate, when you guys talk about it.

I found it somewhat ‘skunky’ :stuck_out_tongue:

Was that a true story or a long winded joke i got none of?

;D

true

if i had 8 kids id drink fucking Stella all day as well… poor cow ;D