Just another one of Wacko's Drunken Round by Rounds : Gonzalez vs Montiel

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Thought you bitches were gettin off light this weekend huh?

Not a fwockin chance!

Thanks to the persistence one of the soldiers of the drunken army…we got another installment of Wacko’s Drunken Round by Round coming your way!!!

Truthfully…I wasn’t gonna cover this one…but…if asked…I am at the forum’s call!!! As always…where there’s a will there’s a way & where there’s a pitcher…there’s always a way…& Wacko’s always ALWAYS got a pitcher!

Once again…it’s time to come to the aid of those who either have no time for boxing on the weekends, don’t have cable, or just suffer from prior engagements…either way…wer’e here with one more round of drunken coverage.

Tonight we’ll be sitting in with an HBO doubleheader of the glorious HBO BOXING AFTER DARK series.

The fights get cranking at 10:00 p.m. tonight in the outdoor Home Depot Center in Carson, Cal., with our new BAD commentators Fran Charles, Max Kellerman and Lennox Lewis.

It should be a goody…admittedly…I aint that excited about it…but as usual…boxing, liquor, the compu, & Saturday night works well for the Wack one.

The main event is a 12 rounder in the bantamweight division as Jhonny Gonzalez (32 wins with 28 ko’s & 4 losses) and Fernando Montiel (32 wins with 24 ko’s, 1 loss, & 1 draw) of Mexico square off in a contest that promises big action.

The opening fight features two undefeateds in Walter Matthysse (25-0, 24 KOs) against Paul Williams (29-0, 21 KOs) of Augusta, Ga., in a ten-round welterweight clash.

Whoooooooooooooo hoooo!!!

After the fight we get to see a “Countdown to Tarver vs Hopkins” which should be fulla shat talking & intimidation.

Sorry for the lack of prep work…this one’s for Wadeb_21. Heh heh heh.

Once again I say to you all…the very same…predictable…alcohol drenched words that I so often say with the coming of fight night: Break out the chips & salsa, crack a few cans open, toss the shots down the hatch, & let’s see what we got in store for the evening.

As always…cheers & koneechewa bitches!

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there we go wakco. It just isn’t the same without you doing one of these threads.

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I think Johnny Gonzalez is gonna KO Monitel’s little ass. Montiel has been gettin too many gift decisions and breaks lately, and Gonzalez has been on the way up for some time now. In the welterweight fight I dunno who wins, I’ve heard of Paul Williams but not this Matt Hissy fit guy.

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:coolclick: Let’s just hope that it’s a good show.

Heh heh heh.

Hissy fit.

:coolclick:

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Coolclick to you Wacko ya James Toney and Mayorga hatin son of a bitch. I thought you might like that hissy fit remark. ;D

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Gotdam right on all accounts…& yep…the hissy fit remark was pretty funny. ;D

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i think that Williams is gonna get his first loss. just a feeling though

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CC Wack,glad you are covering this,didn’t think you would Both should be great fights ESPECIaLLY the WW fight!! 2 bangers going to war.

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In all truthitude…I was just going to kick back & watch it…but what the hell…we got the laptop runnin on the ole wireless connection…so I can just nail that baby from the couch from here on out.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…nothin like bein a lazy bitch. ;D

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In all truthitude…I was just going to kick back & watch it…but what the hell…we got the laptop runnin on the ole wireless connection…so I can just nail that baby from the couch from here on out.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…nothin like bein a lazy bitch. ;D
[/quote]Just got huge fooking TV i could tested tonight and watch fights but I’m going to stick around and enjoy WDRBR. Thanks wacko you the man ;D

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Aint no thang babe!

Nothing like a widescreen for the fights!!!

My wife has hated me ever since…she can’t stand the 54 inch silver monolith that uglies up the living room…but gotdam it looks good on fight night & thumps like hell when they crack each other!!! Heh heh heh.

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Just outta curiousity…what kind of party favors are we all enjoying for tonight’s bout?

I got my pitcher of LIIT of course…but I think that I’ma bout to order a pizza for the show…

Either that…or I’m just gonna eat Frosted Strawberry Pop Tarts. ;D

We livin large tonight! Heh heh heh.

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Less then hour until fight, very excited about, is going to be great fight night,need to order more buffalo wings damn things are good ;D

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Those fwockers are the shat! I love wings too…I’m considering doing the ole Carne Azada from the mexican joint up the skreet.

Two blocks away. Nice little walk to sober my ass up just a bit before the fights…

Fwock that…Frosted Pop Tarts & Long Island Iced Tea it is…I aint walkin no gotdam where! ;D

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LOL Wacko go for it you can still make on time for fight,trust me those wings are damn good or give me your address i can sent to you by delivery boy UPS cover more ground then ever :wink:

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Too late babe…I took your advice & ordered from Pizza Hutt.

45 minutes & I’ll be having 10 Honey Mustard, 10 spicey, & 10 Terriyaki wings with an order of bread sticks.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeello fat ass! Heh heh heh.

If I keep eating like this…I could use the forum’s fav line: I’M A FWOCKIN MIZ-NONSTER FOR MY WIZ-EIGHT!

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Alright peeps. Whether you like em or not…the new BAD commentators are about to break brizead!!! Let’s see what’s said!!!

Don’t forget that the Countdown to Tarver Hopkins is on at the end of the fight.

Wacko loves Kellerman…no matter whatchu batches says!!!

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I’m spellin Matthysse like it sounds to cut down on confusion.

Matthysse will be Matis for the evening…what can I say bitches…drunken fingers dont work as fast as sober ones…nor does the drunken brain. ;D

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Don’t worry about it. Drunken brains can’t read that good anyway

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This should be fun.

Walter Matthysse (25 wins with 24 ko’s) vs Paul Williams (29 wins with 21 ko’s) Round 1: Williams comes out strong. Jabbing. Nice left. Matt being backed up. Williams still firing. WIlliams to the body. one two & Mattis finally fires. Williams still the agressor. Nice combo by WIlliasm. Nice left by WIlliams. RIght & a left by Mattis. Mattis lands but WIlliams takes it fine & retalitates. Mattis to the body. Right & a left by Mattis. Mattis swinging wild. Nice upper or either a right hook by Mattis. ROcked WIlliams. Bodyh shots & then upstairs on the ropes by Mattis. These fools are bombing away. Williams seems more focused but Mattis landing the harder blows. Trade all the way tot he bell.