So i can hump loads of girls and say ta ta in the morning? ;D
its easy, i was a player between 18-22 but settled now, only 23 still
confidence is the key, the ability to blag anything helps 2.
if you out with the lads on a saturday and you see a girl with a group of her mates, u dont jus stare and smile, u wanna fuck not a relationship. you go over and give her ur number, offer to take her out 1 night and buy her a drink, if you can do that, it will be her mates telling her to fuck you as you have showed tht u aint shy.
never promise anything, dont say i will call you unless you will, say we’ll ave to meet up some time, or id like to do it again, if you dont promise to call her you aint lying but its still naughty.
Make it out that girls use u and treat you bad and ur looking for a special girl, this will make the girl feel special and before she realises u got her nipples in ur mouth.
learn to dance - absolute must cos no pretty girl is gonna fuck a guy on a 1 night stand if they look like they need to piss while they dancing.
dont be tight, offer to buy drinks, offer to buy her mates drinks, if u can wow her friends they will do the work for u remember
never drink so much u cant get it up, every girl in ur town will no about it, also wear protection, i kno barebacks nicer but save that for later in life cos marridge is prob alot harder if u got herpes
also wear some nice threads, dont wear tshirts that say im with stupid>>>>>>>>>> girls do not laugh at that, so get some fancy tshirts and hip jeans, no cartoon boxers either.
i could go on and on but im boring myself now, that all applys to fit girls, if there fat, ugly, chavvy, missy, beks or emma just tense ur arms and scowl fancy a fuck darrrrling, they melt like butter.
everyones different
players change but the game stays the same 
that’s what i’m talkin about!..shit beds, you know your stuff mate. :o
Well about the dancing, i’m thinking of doing salsa because i hear girls dig that type of thing…my bro says if you can dance well, go with the rhythem and give the girl the impression that your a fun guy to be with then you’re basically sorted.
:coolclick: for helping me out
Dance simple, dont over complicate it. As long as you have an ounce of rhythm and manage to avoid looking a plonker by trying to overcomplicate it, youll be fine.
Smoke
IT makes you look ‘wellard’ and women love it
(i don’t smoke by the way :()
Develop an authentic aussie accent ;D
What is a ‘flaming galar’?
In the context…“Fuck off you flaming galar”
Flaming is like “bloody” and galar means idiot. ;D
I blame being single on no longer smoking, its the coolest ;D Especially coughing up yellow shit and having stained fingers, nice.
a galar is also a type of wild parrot
Yeah so in other words we are calling people birds that are on fire ;D
I’m sure beds knows whats up, but before you mess around with any of his advice..
you must be tan my young padawan!
whether it’s via tanning bed or just baking in the sun, get rid of that pasty white complexion - huge turn off :thumb:
:coolclick: Quality post m8
just one more thing…you’ve got to be good looking :laugh:
Glad to see you’ve finally posted your pic in your avatar btw
Wear a monocle and walk with a cane, the girls love it!!
So Chris Eubank reckons anyway! ;D
yh i thought it was about time ;D actually thats my cousin. ;D
you dont have to be that good looking, all about how you come across.
the snobby girls that only go for the best looking guys always end up marrying rich ugly blokes.
you look at the fittest girl celebs and see some of the blokes they have fucked, i mean its not there looks so its gotta be summin
true look at christina agulieras bloke hes minging.
As an attractive guy, I find it offensive to see a good looking woman with an ugly chap ;D. Granted, there’s certain exceptions like Vince Vaughan who looks like he’s been binging on alcahol his entire life, but because of that personality he’s with… well someone too hot for him :bananasex: