How bad was your first post?

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@RalphFilthy

LOL - Pete Postlethewaite’s 1st post ;D

@pete poslthewaite

All depends which Eamonn shows up, in shape and motivated he beats Witter every time.On the other hand if he’s been on the guinness and not puttin the hard work in Witter could snatch it on points.As to wether Ricky should fight the winner. If WITTER wins why not, although if Ricky can secure a big name opponent in the states than obviously the Witter fight pales into insignificance.At the end of the day Ricky doesnt need Witter.If Witter can secure a major title and prove himself on the world stage than the fight begins to make more sense.Witter has no following, when was the last time you saw someone in a Juinor Witter t shirt? In closing though Magee Witter exites me more than HATTON WITTER. Magee reminds me of clint eastwood in the outlaw josey wales, hes a real character who seems allmost contemptuous and totally indifferent to the niceities of modern boxing.Wether id like to see it in the ring or a backstreet alley in the heart of Belfast im not quite sure.I imagine Magee to be similar to th Mickey Rourke character in the film Barfly. In my opinion the alley fight would be over very quickly. Heres how i think events would unfold. Witter would taunt Magee and dazzle him with blindingfootwork and hand speed, Witter landed sharp jabs and right hands to Magees face causing a nasty cut under Eamonns eye.Eamonn puts down his fish supper and gulpes his pint of guinness, he snarles at Witter all right you BEEPin messer, with this he charges like a wild bull ,Witter sidestepes and managed to avoid the charge. Eamonn then unleashes a devastating left cross which lifted Witter of his feet,. he landed on the hard cobbled floor his eyes glazed and senses scrambled.Magee had a manic look in his eyes and a sinister smile, again he called Witter a BEEPin messer.Witter was moaning like a girl calling for Brendon Ingle to save him. Eamonn then pulled a shotgun from under his overcoat and pressed it close to Witters knee.By this time Witter was begging and pleading with Magee to spare him, i dont deserve this said Witter to die like this, i was going to be a great boxer.Magee stared hard at Witter his oily black eyes showed no emotion, deserves got nothin to do with it snarled Magee his finger on the trigger. At that moment Eamonns brother Noel appeard, he aint worth it Eamonn said Noel, leave him for the garbage man. Eamonn grabed Witter by his throat and hoisted him right of his feet, you BEEPin messer he cried and launched him into a pile of rubbish. Witter stayed hidden in the alley for weeks paralysed with fear,Eventualy Brendan Ingle came to pick him up and took him back to shefeild for some a gentle sparring session to the body.

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haha,he was a funny guy,…now if only he would rematerialise under a different pseudonym :-\