I swear the bastard must glow in the dark, hes one of the palest guys i have ever seen. The reason he beats everyone is coz he is so pale he can go invisible ;D ;D
Dude he lives in england I live in seattle I know the feeling, we dont see the sun much
Yeah but damn the guy is pale as fuck ;D
I think if a white white dude gets a tan he looks a little more menacing you look more healthy Id tan before a fight
look, just because he beat your man dosen’t mean you get to take the mickey outta him…
meh, he’s still pale as fuck though ;D
His new nickname is ‘The Axolotl’
KT thought he was a fucking light bulb coz hes so pale he glows! FACT ;D
True. That is a fact…but is it not also a fact that Kostya’s blood looked more red splattered all over Hatton’s lily white skin?
FACT!!! ;D
True…but what was hatton doing with kostya blood all over his skin…OH MY FUCKING GOD, the reason why hatton is so pale is coz he is in fact a vampire! Only buffy can beat him…she would be wearing black lingerie with a thong on and would say “Hey snakey, its awful hot in here, i think i should take of my panties…” ok i got a bit side tracked, what was i saying ;D
I go as pale as hatton when its winter up here… 
Shoulder probably go on the sun beds when the weathers bad but I’m not that Metrosexual. During summer months all must tremble at my ‘geordie tan’
The hell with the beach and tanning beds. The land where pseudo healthy people look like crispy sausages.
“I hate going to the beach because the people there have tan skin and white teeth. I have white skin and tan teeth” Bill Hicks
Thats some funny shat !! ;D
Crly teeth and straight hair 
Theres nothing funnier than seeing a punch of would be body builders who are scared of the word ‘cardio’ pumping a few weights, eating alot of suppliments and going on the sun beds…
Put on a tight T shirt and hey presto… Its mr universe 3000 
HATTON DOESNT TAN SO HE WILL BURN YOUR RETINAS AND BLIND U IN THE RING… GOOD GAME PLAN :o
I heard Alice in Chains is getting back together, I bet you’re amped up about it O0
Well its a bit of a risky topic. You dont see topics about how black so and so is.
Hey get the bastard on holiday anyways ;D
2 TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS
Hatton can fight his ass off, but he looks like Casper the Ghost in the ring.
I haven’t seen the sun in 12 years, true story O0
I’m glad Ricky has a talent for something… outside of boxing he is:
1: Short
2: Pale
3: Fat
4: Has a stupid voice
5: GINGER!