Tommy ran home from school, as he couldn’t wait to break his good news.
‘Mum, Mum!’ he yelled. ‘I had sex with my geography teacher today!
Dad, Dad! Guess what, I had sex with my geography teacher.’
I’m proud of you, son,’ the father replied, to the mother’s disbelief.
‘I think now you’re old enough to ride your brother’s bike.’
Tommy’s face dropped in disappointment.
‘I can’t. My arse hurts.’
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