100 clicks

Please give me 5 cool clicks so I can get to 100.

Clearly, I was too modest to trumpet my pathetic achievement in reaching 1000 posts.

Therefore I would be grateful if you could allow me to delude myself that I am a contributor rather than someone who posts aimless nonsense, non-sequiters and empty trivia like Graham.

I have no friends, so console myself during these long summer evenings by polishing my coolclicks and having tea partis with them all.

I only want 5 to replace some that I loved too much and have broken. Any extra ones gratefully received.

for ur response on thwe two timeing im rather obliged to coolclick u mate lol
heres the first of 5 :stuck_out_tongue:

one cc coming up. ;D

PS - I have installed Trojan Horse software on my computer that gives me the IP addresses of everyone who gives me sadclicks.

It also automatically send me their home address details and also photographs of their loved ones.

:wink:

:sadclick:

I mean…

:coolclick:

+98. ;D

:o That was my 1000th post! 8)

I put you to 100 CC, now gimme a BJ. O0

one from me

Evil sod…seeing as im being held to ransom here, here is your :coolclick:

You didn’t need that to know I gave you your 27 sc. I would of told you.