speaking of flour i have quite a good story myself but it isnt a revenge story…
im a chef and working infront of gas burners and ovens for 12 hours a day can sometimes bring on a bad bout of “chefs arse” (nappy rash), anyway one particular june evening last year there were only 3 chefs working me, my mate and a new lad called steve, so about 9 o’clock steve began complaining about chefs arse, now to cure chefs arse one takes a handfull of cornflour and douses the afformentioned area, the cornflour acts like talc and soaks up the sweat thus relieving the pain, however we had run out of cornflour so hardly able to walk steve grabbed a handfull of self raising flour and scurried off to the toilet, 5 mins later he jotted back in with a big smile on his face and we thought nothing of it.
turn’s out that during the night the self raising flour had set solid and when steve went to the toilet the next day for a number 2 he proceded to rip out all the hairs in his bum :o ;D
ohh and the pigs head in the toilet is another kitchen favorite. 