G-man's pub joke thread

[JasonArrow]

@Leve_Lad

Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when Fred announces that he’s going to divorce his wife.
“Good grief” says Jim, “You and Sandra are the happiest couple I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?”
“Well” replies Fred, “Truth be known I’m just bored with pokin’ the same hole night after night after night. I guess I fancy a bit of variety.”
Jim: “Well if you want variety, why don’t you just, you know, turn her over every now and again?”
Fred: “What - and have a house full of kids???” :fking:

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