I think it’s about time I told the truth as well… :-\
Here goes…
I’m straight.
I know, I know, it’s hard to believe…
I have a girlfriend and everything. I even live with her 
(sorry I mean :))
I’ve always known I was straight. I remember as a kid I used to chase Kate Greenhalgh round the school yard with a bit of poo on a stick…
…a method of seduction which I perhaps should of refined as I hit my late twenties…but hey, you live and learn.
Anyway, nice one Matts. Your amongst friends, mate 